".. and it happened Last Night "

" I dun fancy Mercedes but Pajero i need.. Neither I fantasize of Mac book but Sony Vaio I need.. Nor I have a dream of buying land on Moon but 3bhk flat is what I Need.. "


Once upon a time.. Hey wait !!! It's not a thing happened long ago and neither i am telling any fairy tale.. Then, why once upon?? Let's start it again....

I thought you noticed me staring at you but No!! It was mere product of my imagination.. The b'ful angel, my dream girl was sitting just two tables next to me in CCD (Cafe Coffee Day). Innocent face, Long straight hair, Dressed in Purple Top and black skirt just above the knees, reading Nicolas Spark's "A walk to Remember " and earphones plugged in to your ears..


In spite of being die hard fan of Metallica, by reading your lips I could guess Taylor Swift's "Love Story" playing on repeat mode on iPod Touch . Flipping pages and singing along, though inaudible, You kept on looking at the Entrance.. As if you were waiting for Someone..



There, I was getting desperate to talk to You. Thinking of thousands of ideas to approach a girl and cursing myself for not reading that eBook named "Flirting for Dumbos - 1001 ideas to approach a Girl" which my friend sent me last night. Though I did not have any intention to Flirt around with you But little bit of flirting doesn't harm anyone :-)


"Hi, How are you? May i sit here?", naah!! This sounds daring so i am Not...

"Hey I have seen you Somewhere, Are you puja's Sister??", arrgh!! It's an oldie, works rarely..

"Hey you B'ful I want to be your friend say Yes or... Or I will go and try for someone else...", Yuckzz !! It sucks!!! . I dunn want to behave Cheap.. But the million Dollar Question (which is expensive in itself) is, How to behave EXPENSIVE if not cheap??? :-o



{Me, Dushyant and Aman Bansal ,at Cafe Coffee Day, were performing our all time favorite activity -- RTF aka Real Time Flirting, which deals with the situation where we need to show our so called talent of talking to unknown Girls in real time condition other than that in which we talk to them on-line on several Social Networking Websites and trust me it's not at all an Easy task. At-least not for ME :-p }

Dishu saw me staring at her, tapping my shoulder, he said, " Haan!! Haan!! Bhabhi achi hai, Go and talk to her".

"what!! Are you out of your brains or pants?? it's Nothing like that..i was just.... ", I replied with confused look.

" You were justttttt.... what??", Dishu asked with naughty smile on his face and Aman followed the suit and said, " oho!! Bada Sharif hai na tu..?? Acting to dekho jasie kuch pata hi na ho..." {" as if u r innocent.. and acting like you know nothing about it.. "}

"Chill men!! .. You are just making an issue out of NOTHING..", I said by giving a look of Alien who has just landed from Mars and know nothing about the situation.

"Anyways, I think I need to use loo, things are getting out of control here.." I said heading towards Loo, heard Aman yelling, " ya!! we know, why you want to use Loo :-), come back soon otherwise we will make issue out of MANY THINGS" and they both started laughing.

As soon as I reached near the Loo, observed it was already occupied. This is the thing I don't like about CCDs, it has only one Loo and that too Unisex.


Suddenly I heard a sound behind the door, someone was unlocking the door and I felt bit relaxed and hurriedly entered the into the loo, bolted it from inside. Looked at my face into the mirror, bit Confused and Nervous. My heart was saying only one thing on loop.

"what the hell you are doing here?, Go outside, She is waiting for you, Be a man  and let her know that your heart oh!! i mean I want to make her my friend. A friend with whom I want to spend my whole life, A friend for whom i will beat and if she will say stop beating, I will stop beating. naah!! this is getting too much.. plz edit this line. okay..!! 'coz i wanna beat with the rhythm of her heart's heartbeat. Can't you do this much for me?? I beat for you every single Second.. Please..!! please!! ".

My cellphone started ringing abruptly and i picked up the phone it was dishu saying," Hullo?! You Dumba$$! Come fast, it seems that she is about to leave.." before i could utter a word he disconnected. I washed my face, fixed my hair, motivated myself to talk to her and unlocked the door.

As soon as I opened the door, to my surprise, She was waiting for her turn and  I, stood there with my eyes frozen and Heart pounding @ 230 beats\minute (counted exactly).

"May I.....? " she asked while indicating me to leave her way to the washroom.

"Ye-a-ah... Sure..", I said perplexedly and returned to the table where Dushyant and Aman were waiting for me.

Aman went to place order and Dishu started listening to music on his iPod. and Me..?? what I could do...?? Lost in day dreaming i forgot about the whole world around me. What i could imagine was, the perfect situation, where YOU and I, in the pleasant evening, twilight glow of the sky took you in my arms..got so closed that we could estimate which toothpaste we both have used in the morning, if any :-p, through our breath.. and with no hesitation.. I planted a ..

COFFEE... COFFEE???@#$!

"Coffee, Ammmannn!?!, Coffee is getting cold", Dushyant shook my body as if he was trying to generate electricity out of it. As soon as i got my senses back, unknowingly, threw my hand in the air and the next thing I found was, pieces of broken CUP lying on the floor and coffee drawing its trail wherever it got way to run.



Dushyant and Aman (bansal) got furious and Aman(b) said in angst," She is yet to come into your life or may be not.. but has started turning out expensive already..".



We got busy in handling the situation and paying the fine for the Broken Cup. After ten minutes or so, when things got settled down I found Washroom's door was slightly open indicating She was not there...Neither she was on the cash counter nor she was traceable sitting two tables next to Me.....



what did that mean?? I lost You before I could actually GET You......?? or that was actually a Dream...?? :-O Will we meet again?? Shall i start singing " HAMARI ADHURI KAHANI.... " or....

( to be continued..)

P.S.- Based on true imagination and real facts.. :)

..and it happened last Night - II